Celebrate Memorial Day the Idiot Way
Some idiot decided that the best way to dispose of his still-burning Memorial Day barbeque coals was to toss them into the dumpster in front of our apartment. Of course, they caught the dumpster’s contents on fire and the fire department had to be called.
Notice the pretty black car sitting just two feet from the dumpster? The owner finally moved it after the fire was put out. What was the point by then?
Some people have the brains of a turnip. Scratch that. I think even a turnip would know better.
